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so the little munchkin has art for his exam tomorrow. he wanted to do this diorama kinda thing. he asked my help to wrap the shoe box that he will be using. i tried for almost 10 minutes before giving up. i forgot how i sucked at arts and crafts. the gorgeous senorita was then called in as reinforcement. she did the job effortlessly. well almost la.

i guess that's down to her being artsy in nature.

and the fact that i'm not that good with my hands la kan..

although maybe the senorita has something to say about that.. hehe

9) how do u complement each other?
well yes. every morning when i wake up i tell her that she's the most beautifulest woman in the whole wide universe. er itu compliment eh? complement.. ah okay.

well the senorita and i complement one another in many ways. i'm the beast to her beauty. i'm the good cop to her bad cop. i'm the fish to her chips. ah u get the idea.

the funny thing is that we are as different as u can get. she can be very confrontational. i would rather avoid it. she showed me that side of her when we had some problems with her new nokia 6120 phone. i sent it back to the vendor and they said that they would fix it. they couldn't replace it with a new phone because its like the store policy or something. so they replaced the lcd. but the problem still persist. i took it back again, and again they say they'll fix it, this time offering to change the motherboard.

this time the senorita came along and we decided to make a scene. the vendor asked me to talk to the service center. the senorita was all angry talking to the vendor. but still we couldn't get a replacement phone. when we got home the senorita was already composing an email to the papers and some consumer body.

when i came to pick up the phone, i noticed that the workmanship was very shoddy. i ranted la <- took a page from the senorita's book and said that this was unacceptable. it's a new phone for feck sake. after all the repairs i was to end up with a banged up one? wtf la. i told them if they can't give me a new phone the least they could do is to fix it up so that it looked new la.

i told the senorita about it and she emailed the respective parties. complained and what not. the next day i got a call from the vendor saying that, they would replace the phone.

i'm sure this had a lot to do with the senorita being all garang and stuff. hehe

i must say that she can be very scary like that. hehe. takoooot..
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